Author Archives: Nick

How to Save the WWE

I’ve been a pro wrestling fan in general (a WWF/E fan in particular) for as long as I can remember, but as time goes on I feel like the WWE’s product is just going to shit. I know I can’t be the only one who feels this way. I’ve heard this from a lot of fans I know. Hell, I went to Wrestlemania 29, the grandaddy of ’em all, the Superbowl of pro wrestling and all that, and at the end of it I wanted my money back. It sucked, plain and simple.

Now, I don’t know if the management at WWE is blind, deaf, dumb, or just doesn’t care, but when your biggest show of the year sucks to that magnitude, you should know something’s wrong. So as a fan, I refuse to sit idly by. I’ve written a list of steps the WWE can and should take to restore the company to its former glory.
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Letter to Capcom

Capcom Logo

You know what really grinds my gears?
YOU, Capcom. FUCK. YOU.

I’ve been a loyal fan ever since I picked up “Mega Man” on the Nintendo Entertainment System when I was only 6 years old. I became a paying customer later that same year, the first time I fed a quarter into a “Street Fighter II” arcade cabinet.

Year after year, I’ve continued to be loyal to you, spending my hard-earned dollars (as well as my mother’s) on “Ghouls ‘N Ghosts,” “Resident Evil,” “Onimusha,” and many titles in-between. In short, I loved you, Capcom. I’d do anything for you. Even the weird stuff. But lately it seems like all you do is come home at 3 in the morning, reeking of cheap beer, and then throw me on the bed and take what you want, leaving me laying on my stomach, sore and unsatisfied, while you steal cab fare from my wallet.
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