PAX East 2012 on Easter Weekend? Gabe and Tycho Mike and Jerry, I see what you did there. This year, thousands of geeks will have to explain to their families why they won't be at Easter dinner this year. Instead, we'll be adrift in a sea of craft foam, body odor, and unadulterated enthusiasm. And I wouldn't want to be anywhere else in the world. Still, I feel like Penny Arcade is missing out on a huge opportunity to incorporate some of Easter's more traditional customs into the upcoming PAX East convention. Here's just a few ways they could combine the two events. PAX Easter Bunnies PAX East has no shortage of people willing to dress up as imaginary characters. I'm certain that a few of them could be convinced to dress up as bunnies, in the spirit of the holidays. But what kind of bunny? Playboy Bunny? Babs Bunny? Full furry? Doesn't matter. All will have more than their fair share of admirers at this event. PAX Easter Egg Hunt What do Easter and Video Games have in common? Lack of innovation! And also, Easter Eggs! This could easily be an enormous event, with riddles distributed via Twitter, deciphered to reveal the exact Google Map coodinates of QR codes strategically hidden all around the convention center, which can then be scanned to unlock secrets in an viral alternate reality game, which can be used to level up and eliminate your competition in an augmented reality game, until only one gamer is left standing and granted the ultimate reward for his cunning and guile. Or they can just stash some leftover swag in random spots around the Boston Convention and Exhibition Center and let whoever finds it keep it. Whichever. The Passion of Christ And of course I mean Christoforo, who probably views himself as some sort of deity anyway. On Good Friday he'll be paraded through the main convention floor and be whipped and beaten with anything that isn't nailed down or in near-mint condition. (NRFB! NRFB!) At the end, he'll be nailed to an enormous D-Pad and left to die. Of course, he'll rise from the grave on Sunday, but I don't see that being a problem. The last day of the convention is usually pretty dead anyway. See what I did there, Mike and Jerry? Happy Easter!