Did someone say pizza? Pizza Hut rolled out a new menu. They have a new thing where they drizzle sauce on the pizza. There are flavors like sriracha and buffalo sauce. Maybe I’m just a fatass but how is there no ranch drizzle? Ranch is like the best dipping sauce for anything but especially for pizza….
What’s that? You never dipped bacon topped pizza in ranch? The only way that’s possible is if you are some genius baby that somehow has access to the internet but is not on solid food yet. Get off the internet baby!