Did someone say pizza? Pizza Hut rolled out a new menu. They have a new thing where they drizzle sauce on the pizza. There are flavors like sriracha and buffalo sauce. Maybe I’m just a fatass but how is there no ranch drizzle? Ranch is like the best dipping sauce for anything but especially for pizza….
What’s that? You never dipped bacon topped pizza in ranch? The only way that’s possible is if you are some genius baby that somehow has access to the internet but is not on solid food yet. Get off the internet baby!
There’s a Spider-man story called Reign where Peter Parker. as an old man, has retired from crime fighting. For one reason or another he comes out of retirement a la Dark Knight Returns. Whatever the story is ok. Within Reign at some point Peter and Mary Jane get married. Then MJ gets cancer and dies. Peter feels bad about this because his, uh…bodily fluids are the cause of the cancer
My question is though: How come she didn’t gain superpowers? I’m just saying a little spider bite gave Peter his, and presumably Parker, uh…released more into his wife than that bite ever could.
She could’ve been the Amazing Parker-Woman! The proportional strength of perpetually 20-something year old man. The power not to be able to balance life and heroics, complain about it constantly, and ultimately make increasingly bad decisions about everything. I’d read that…